To be fair, my doctor did give me a reality check.

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I’m Adorably Cute, Aren’t I?

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That Awkward Moment When...

Only you have the power to make your own choices. But as someone who's walked that path and lost friends to it, I understand that it doesn't erase your struggles; it only solidifies them in your final moments. You truly deserve better.

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And there it is, the moment we all saw coming...

Wisdom is the Gift of Growing Older

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