Oh, the unfortunate thoughts of my brain

A penguin stands upright against a red and blue background, split horizontally. The top text reads 'FLIRTING WITH A FRIENDLY LADY AT THE BAR. SHE STARTS THE TOUCHY-FEELY' and the bottom text reads 'SEVERE DEPRESSION/ ANXIETY FROM RECENT DIVORCE OVERTOOK AND MADE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE'.

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