He Definitely Couldn't Have Pulled That Off...

A man with a cigarette in his mouth and a smug, slightly intoxicated expression looks at the camera. The text overlaid on the image reads: 'I DON'T KNOW WHO SHOT THE UHC CEO' at the top and 'BUT IF THEY FIND HIM, HE WAS WITH ME AT THE TIME.' at the bottom. The background is an indoor setting with beige walls and a ceiling light fixture visible.

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