I can’t resist! Whitechapel's album is still fresh for me

Day 853: Join me on my website, ww.saidtheskinhorse.com, where we celebrate the bond with our beloved childhood toys. Meet Snuffy, our latest addition!

No lines drawn here: Everything blends together.

Celebrating my cakeday in style!

And yes, he also managed to fry the rice perfectly!

Tumblr memes: The soundtrack to our training module (or what not to say to coworkers)

Let’s have a discussion about this!

Trump's pre-election claims about Russian sanctions: The truth revealed (but there's a silver lining)

I must say, I dare to express this!

This isn't the birthday surprise I was hoping for!

And that's how they banned self-pleasure!