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A Domino's Pizza employee warning record form dated 2/12/10, with the employee's name and store redacted, states the employee was terminated for performance issues. The 'Details of incident' section describes the employee coming to work intoxicated, using bizarre language like 'bovine and porcine' and 'go straddle a narwhale you chlorinated gene pool', writing messages about pi in the pizza cutting area, becoming frustrated when he could only recite pi to the 46th digit, smearing lava cake mix on his face, and yelling 'I'm Rick James, bitch' before being told he wasn't rostered for any shift that day. The form indicates the type of warning is 'Termination'.

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