What have you done this time?

How the rest of the world views the USA today.

On behalf of the entire planet, what on earth is happening?

Honestly, what in the world is going on?!

This can't possibly be real, can it?

Looking at Germany's past to understand America's future.

What the heck!

Meet my grandmother, affectionately known as 'Sweet' Peggy. She had a knack for making you look bad while being incredibly sweet. Here she is at the Gore vs. Bush 2000 polls with my great-aunt Lisa.

He even secured the popular vote!

Here's my take on the voting results so far...

America, you had one simple task!