Remember that time I attempted to sell my phone on Craigslist?

A screenshot of a text conversation between two people discussing the sale of iPhones, where one person requests outrageous and explicit additional items for shipping, and the other responds with increasingly absurd and vulgar excuses for delays, including needing to finish masturbation, clean up a dog, and get stitches after a dog bite. The conversation is dated November 2, 2017, and appears in a messaging app interface.

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