No Lowball Offers: I Know the Value of My Treasure

A large, weathered, cylindrical KFC bucket with Colonel Sanders' face painted on it lies on its side in overgrown grass. The overlaid text reads: 'For sale. Big ol KFC bucket. Would like to sell while it's in good shape... Hooked it up to electric, lit up motor to turn it hummed. $1,500. Too much? Go buy another 7' tall, 6' round chicken bucket you fuck.'

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