At the Quirky Thrift Store

A bright green sign taped to a wooden record store shelf, listing famous artists whose records are intentionally absent from that particular booth. The sign reads: 'In this booth, with apologies to the artists and their fans, you will find no records from: Herb Albert, Perry Como, Ray Coniff, Percy Faith, Al Hirt, Guy Lombardo, Henry Mancini, Mitch Miller, Lawrence Welk, or Andy Williams.'