I want to believe this is satire... but if not, you heard it here first!

A man in a white shirt and tie stands in front of a cluttered wall covered in papers and red strings, gesturing with both hands as if presenting a plan. Overlaid text reads: 'DISNEY STYLE CHRISTIAN THEME PARK IN GAZA FOR MAGA DISCIPLES', 'YOU WON'T GET RAPTURED IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE THE PILGRIMAGE', 'WALK SEVEN LAPS AROUND THE TRUMP TOWER', and 'VIPS CAN PAY A PALESTINIAN CHILD TO DO THE LAPS FOR THEM'.

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