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A close-up shot of a deer's face, with its nose and eyes filling most of the frame, as a human finger gently touches its snout. The deer is indoors, sitting on a light-colored couch, with a wooden-beamed ceiling and wall visible in the background. The deer's large, dark eyes look directly at the camera, and its ears are perked up. The overlaid text reads 'i'm not a deer, i'm a deer'.