Cheers to a new year and new beginnings - we're still here!

A solid blue background with black text that reads 'New Year's Day!' followed by a satirical paragraph describing New Year's Day as the celebration of surviving childbirth and the collective human achievement of not yet annihilating our own species. The text ends with 'Hooray I say.', 'Hoooo... raaay.', and 'Truly, our accomplishment is stunning.'

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