The Brave Little Guinea Pig: A Tale of Courage

The image is a plain white background with black text in a simple sans-serif font. The text is divided into two paragraphs. The first paragraph states it's easy to have the courage of a lion because they're gigantic with claws and no natural predators. The second paragraph contrasts this by saying having the courage of a guinea pig — described as a two pound meat potato with zero offensive or defensive abilities — is harder, because it will scream at an ape 100 times its size if its lettuce is too wilted.

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