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A screenshot of a tweet by Mike Primavera (@primawesome) that sarcastically advises people going through a midlife crisis to buy a sports car, learn magic, lease a falcon, and start a cult, then humorously suggests that the cult members should pay the falcon lease fees. The tweet includes a thumbs-down emoji after 'sports car'.

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