The Final Moments of Assad: A Dramatic Farewell

A smartphone lock screen shows a message from Vladimir Putin asking 'r u ok? text me pls!!!', 27 missed calls from Tulsi Gabbard, and a 'PLAN B' reminder with tasks like sending a Christmas card to Naim Qassem, sending an abusive email to Ahmed Aboul Gheit, sending condolences to Hamas leadership, calling Zein, Karim, and Hafez, merging Swiss bank accounts, and fleeing to Russia. The phone's location is set to Damascus, and the time is 17:58 on December 8, 2024.

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