Another Hilarious UnitedHealthcare Quip

A screenshot of a tweet from the account 'badjokesbyjeff' with a dark background and white text. The tweet reads: 'Guys! I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn't you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery! I guess snitches don't get stitches.' The account has a verified badge and five blue checkmarks. Below the tweet are hashtags: #funny #jokes #lol #humor #comedy.

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