More Like Team Potato, Right?

A large brindle dog with a black muzzle and floppy ears lies on a concrete sidewalk next to dry grass, wearing a collar and leash. The leash trails across the pavement where the words 'i'm not lazy, i'm just conserving energy' are scratched into the concrete. The dog looks up at the camera with a calm, slightly weary expression. Strong sunlight casts long shadows across the scene.