Puppy training isn't going quite as smoothly as I hoped

Get ready, spring is just around the corner!

I'm losing my mind over this!

When your alarm clock decides to have an attitude

This is bound to inspire a hilarious episode of It's Always Sunny!

Who's up for a barbecue this weekend?

Wishing you all a fantastic start to your week!

My new favorite way to brag about my Navy's size in-game.

Maybe he just really loved Thundercats, and that's why the spray tan makes sense?

If you're MAGA and concerned about white genocide in South Africa, consider donating to my GoFundMe for more coffee while I navigate this oppression :(

Well... that happened.