Converse with the Unimaginable: Unicorn Edition

A four-panel comic strip shows a knight with purple fungus on his skin encountering a white horse with a blonde mane. The knight exclaims 'AAH! FUNGI, VIOLET!' as the horse reassures him 'Deliverance looms!' The knight is confused by the horse's lack of a horn, which the horse explains is a birth defect. The knight then accuses the horse of being born a horse, and the horse insists it's a unicorn, protector of the wild. The knight offers to rescue the horse, and after the horse agrees, the knight says 'You're a unicorn.' The horse then corrects him, saying 'It's an old word meaning "extra-stinky talking horse."'

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