Currently Experiencing a Category 4 Pizza Crisis

A collage of Google Maps business info cards for several Washington, D.C. pizza places, including Slice & Pie, Wiseguy Pizza, 90 Second Pizza, and NY Pizza Grill. Each card displays a 'Popular times' bar graph showing live customer activity levels, with 'LIVE As busy as it gets' or 'LIVE Busier than usual' labels. The maps show their locations near landmarks like the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. The joke is that despite being in the same area, each pizza place has wildly different real-time customer volume, highlighting the randomness of local business popularity.

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