She boldly declares, 'You’ll have to pry my lobster boil from my cold, dead hands!'

A close-up photo of a puffin standing on green grass, looking down with a slightly confused or concerned expression. The image has white text overlaid in two blocks: the top reads 'MAYBE MY WIFE WOULDN'T NEED ALL HER LOTIONS AND OILS' and the bottom reads 'IF SHE DIDN'T COME OUT OF THE SHOWER LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER EVERY TIME'.

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