Wait, He Actually Had Some Left?

An image mimicking a news article shows a man in a beige trench coat sitting on a couch with his hands clasped over his face in despair, next to a bowl of six eggs. The headline reads 'Local man gives his last fuck for a half dozen eggs,' and the article text below states he did this to pay for eggs for his daughter's birthday cake. The author is listed as 'Brad, the unpaid intern.'