Cockpit Operations: Every Detail Has Its Procedure

A fake airline manual titled 'FART IN THE COCKPIT' lists procedures for handling a flatulence incident in a plane cockpit, including holding breath, observing crew members, raising eyebrows, announcing 'fuck', staring, pulling a voice recorder switch, and swearing. The document includes a 'Caution' about an outdated version lacking a 'guilt or shame display function'.

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