He Seems So Nice: The Mystery of His Singleness /s

A screenshot of a fake OkCupid dating profile for a man named 'IWon'tMurderYou' who claims to be a non-murderer but lists bizarre hobbies like using a chainsaw and owning a freezer for 'perishable goods'. His 'favorite books' include 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'As I Lay Dying', and he admits to once picking up a hitchhiker and murdering her. The profile includes a 'Match' percentage, 'About' and 'Photos' tabs, and a 'Message Him' button. The text is overlaid on a blue-themed OkCupid interface with 'His Details' and 'Similar Users' sections visible.

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