I think I've had my fill of the internet and news for the next four years. Good luck, America!

Just... why?

Seriously, what?

Here's my take on the voting results so far...

Oh my gosh!

Master of the Pufferfish!

Meet my grandmother, affectionately known as 'Sweet' Peggy. She had a knack for making you look bad while being incredibly sweet. Here she is at the Gore vs. Bush 2000 polls with my great-aunt Lisa.

In the meantime...

Looking at Germany's past to understand America's future.

Feeling grateful to live in Japan right now...

A little bit of chaos!