The Selfish Chronicles

A black bear with a sad, confused expression rests its paws on a log. White text overlaid in two blocks reads: 'DAD CALLED TO SAY MY STEPMOM HAD A HEART ATTACK AND IS IN THE HOSPITAL' and 'HE WANTS ME TO BRING HIM CIGARETTES SINCE SHE CAN'T GET THEM FOR HIM'.

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