Just another day in Portland...

A screenshot of a Craigslist 'casual encounters' post from a 52-year-old woman in SE Portland who is seeking someone to fart on her son's clothes, briefcase, pet turtle, and fridge contents in exchange for sex. The post includes her age, body type, and height, and ends with a note to not contact her with unsolicited services. The phone's status bar shows 35% battery and 8:09 PM.