Comes with a complimentary dose of self-doubt

A child-sized Halloween costume package labeled 'TheoBro' features a photo of a bearded man with an exaggerated expression. The packaging lists included items like a 'Certified Alpha Male card,' podcasting kit, diploma from PragerU, anonymous Twitter accounts, and a six-pack of IPAs. A yellow banner at the top reads 'BASED ON DEMAND NOW IN CHILD SIZES FOR THOSE LITTLE GUYS THAT WANT TO FEEL LIKE BIG MEN.'

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