Kenny G: The Mysterious Vampire of Smooth Jazz

A screenshot of a text message conversation where one person urgently asks 'WTF Daniel?? Where are you?' and the other replies they have a 'bigger issue' — that Kenny G is a vampire who hasn't aged since 1975 and uses his saxophone to hypnotize people. The recipient ends with 'I regret reaching out to you yet again'.

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