The Most Hilarious Yet Heartbreaking Scene in Steven Universe

The image displays a Tumblr post by user 'mallowmaenad' from July 26, featuring a long block of white text on a dark background. The text humorously describes a fictional, absurdly detailed scenario involving characters from 'Steven Universe,' specifically Pearl, imagining her as a 'professional dog walker' who is unaware of phones and becomes a 'life-changing futch fling' for dykes on the east coast, referencing a gay bar in Maryland, and then spiraling into a fantasy about 'thousand year old neon lesbian amazons' and a 'softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ.' The post has been reblogged by 'the-interuniversal-geometer' and shows 5,103 notes.

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