I've had a heart-to-heart with my wife, and she's totally on board with my plans!

A penguin is split vertically down the middle, with the top half against a blue background and the bottom half against a red background. The top text reads 'STARTING A NEW JOB AT MY COMPANY, NOT THE SMOOTHEST PROCESS' and the bottom text reads 'I DON'T NEED THIS JOB AT ALL AND WILL WALK OUT IF THEY EVEN MINORLY INCONVENIENCE ME'.

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