A Perfect Moment: Chef's Kiss

A screenshot of a USA TODAY article excerpt highlighting a satirical statement from The Onion's CEO Ben Collins, mocking the acquisition of Infowars. The text, overlaid in orange, humorously claims that vitamins are unethical to sell to the public because they could extend a CEO's life by 10 minutes, and instead proposes boiling all Infowars supplements into a single candy bar-sized vitamin for one executive to become immortal. The article context explains this is a parody release from The Onion's parent company CEO, whose social media profile lists 'human trafficker' as a title.

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