I think I'd choose a different superpower, please.

A close-up image of a baby seal with large, innocent eyes and a slightly smug expression, looking directly at the viewer. White, bold, capitalized text is overlaid in two lines: 'SHE TOLD ME I WAS THE PERFECT REBOUND.' at the top and 'I HELPED HER FORGET HER EX AND GOT HER READY FOR THE NEXT.' at the bottom. The background is a blurry, sandy-colored surface.

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