The Great Debate: What Really Constitutes a 'Sandwich'?

A close-up photo of a sandwich wrapped in clear plastic, featuring a mock product label that reads 'Petroleum Butter and "Gel"-ly "Sandwich"' with a price of $2.399 per gram. The label humorously lists 'Ingreddyints' as 'Bread, proprietary blend of distilates, and byproducts,' includes a warning to 'check for fumes,' and is branded 'Gas Staion "Sanitary" Express.'