Setting Sail on a Pirate Ship Adventure

A black background features a cartoon pirate ship with skull and crossbones flags and an anchor. White text above reads 'SOME PARENTS RUN A TIGHT SHIP.' Below the ship, text says 'I RUN A PIRATE SHIP.' Further text states 'THERE IS SOME SWEARING, SOME DRINKING AND IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE WE ARE ON THE ROUGH SEA DUE TO THE TINY MATEYS THAT I CREATED.'