Get ready to bust a move with the Humpty Dance – your chance to get your groove on!

Thanks, Trump! Remember that time JD Vance complained about $4 eggs while standing next to a $2.99 sign? I'm laughing all the way to my cardboard box!

If only everyone knew how to tip and treat waitstaff with kindness!

My friend of 13 years was hit by a car today.

It's tea time – let's take a break!

Anyone else missing this? Just found it in my pocket!

Shitpost level over 9000 – please, do not upvote!

Wow, just wow!

Safety first: They wear protective gear and are monitored for radiation exposure with dosimeters and real-time systems.

Looks like we have an early contender for the 2032 Presidential race!

There's always a tweet waiting to be shared!