Step 1: Blame Soaring Prices on Shoplifting While Raking in Record Profits. Step 2: Lock Everything Up. Step 3: Watch Profits Decline...
A Walgreens store shelf displays multiple rows of Crest toothpaste tubes, each row secured inside a locked metal case with visible padlocks. Price tags and 'Need help? Look for the customer service button' signs are visible on the shelves. The overlaid text reads: 'Walgreens: We Accidentally Proved Locks Are a Dumb Idea. 'When you lock things up... you don't sell as many of them,' says the CEO'.
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2025-03-11 13:50:05
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