Mastering the Art of Peaceful Conflict Resolution

A text post by user 'teaboot' describing a security guard's bizarre reaction to a fleeing criminal. The guard, who normally uses humor to deescalate situations, starts dancing after the criminal gives him a defiant 'go-fuck-yourself' response, despite 911 already being called. The post ends with the guard saying 'I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING'.

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