Throwback to my 16th favorite. Feels like ages ago!

A comic strip depicts Superman removing his shirt to reveal his muscular physique to Lois Lane in bed. Lois comments on his milk-drinking habits from Smallville, and he jokes about being 'fresh off the farm.' She playfully warns him to be gentle, referencing farmhands that can lift trucks. As he begins to move, she recoils in shock, exclaiming 'W-W-W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!' and 'WHY??? IT HAS PINCERS! WHY DOES IT HAVE PINCERS!?!?!' Superman, confused, asks 'UM...MY PENIS? WHY?' Lois clarifies, 'TO...GRAB ON TO YOU?' The final panel states, 'AND SO, LOIS LANE WAS HARSHLY REMINDED THAT SUPERMAN WAS, AFTER ALL, AN EXTRA TERRESTRIAL. THE END.'

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