Oregon Man Competing with Florida Man for the Ultimate Title

A screenshot of a news article with the headline 'Portland men search for Sasquatch, die in Washington forest' and byline 'Tim Steele, 15 hours ago'. The article text states that two Portland men, missing since early Christmas morning while searching for Sasquatch, were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, likely from exposure and being ill-prepared. The image is a white background with black serif text, mimicking a real news report.

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