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A photograph of a red-footed tortoise on dirt, overlaid with the text 'The pet I'll never forget: Julius the tortoise won our hearts - then died of a broken penis'. Below the headline, a subheading reads 'A wonderful, much-missed housemate, his death ended my fantasy of having a house full of exotic creatures'.

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